When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
yea… always found it a bit strange everyone “wants a love like romeo and juliet”
like, I’m good on that..
brain: hey why don't you get off your ass and do something productive
the rest of me: fuck you brain stop telling me what to do we're not even friends
the rest of me: fuck you brain stop telling me what to do we're not even friends
Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Avengers Fandom: Kneel. Loki said so.
Cabin Pressure Fandom: Juggle apples.
HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Avengers Fandom: Kneel. Loki said so.
Cabin Pressure Fandom: Juggle apples.
