Dumbledore:  Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore:  I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore:  There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore:  And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore:  I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore:  Great let's have some pumpkin juice
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