I'm Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:53:06 +0200

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

pani-ja: sekra: And thus, the world was saved. yes.

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:31:54 +0200

pani-ja:

sekra:

And thus, the world was saved.

yes.

i-am-of-asgard: the-lonely-scottish-guy: squidnship: the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:28:18 +0200

i-am-of-asgard:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

i think you’re describing The Northern Lights

14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:13 +0200

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

Sasuke: My dream is to become Hokage.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:22:04 +0200

Sasuke: My dream is to become Hokage.
Fandom: YOUR DREAM IS TO DESTROY THE VILLAGE, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
Sasuke: That was yesterday.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:45:59 +0200

mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:45:57 +0200

mew-squared:

In 2009, a man married a video game character

In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower

In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll

Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster

And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:32:38 +0200

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:36:09 +0200

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

legallyblained: how to be in a great mood until you speak to your mother for two minutes a memoir...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:41:38 +0200

legallyblained:

how to be in a great mood until you speak to your mother for two minutes a memoir by me

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:46 +0200

lizavery: “Koalaing” should also mean snacking. Who’s with me?

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:25 +0200

lizavery:

“Koalaing” should also mean snacking. Who’s with me?

nara-sherry: pizzeta: plot twist: naruto finds the one piece plot twist: luffy becomes hokage

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:20 +0200

nara-sherry:

pizzeta:

plot twist: naruto finds the one piece

plot twist: luffy becomes hokage

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:34:38 +0200

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

(via jigglejo)

riddlemetom: Apparently in the wizarding world dying is not the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:13:17 +0200

riddlemetom:

Apparently in the wizarding world dying is not the worst thing you can do

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:11:21 +0200

invinciblenotaloony: m-chi: It’s time to take your medicine...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:36:02 +0200

invinciblenotaloony:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:15:59 +0200

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

qunhyskoa: yessssssssssssssssssssssss agreeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:11:58 +0200

qunhyskoa:

yessssssssssssssssssssssss agreeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:09:35 +0200